Hariri Snr. is in hospital tonight after a moment of madness at the Arabian League of Extraordinary Gentlemens annual meeting.
It is reported that Hariri choked on a toy soldier during the meeting, throwing the talks off schedule at a crucial moment in negotations for the Middle East.
Startling accusations have come out of the meeting, with Palastinian Doctors attending the meeting pointing the finger of blame firmly at Israel.
A unamed doctor said: "Hariri chocked on a toy soldier - but lets make things clear - that toy soldier was an israeli soldier
"Israel, at a meeting of Arabian Extraordinary Gentleman, decided to ahead and invade Hariri's mouth without being provoked. This is an act of war."
Laurance of Arabia however had a different account and claims under-fire Hariri Snr., father of recently assisinated Saad Hariri, was losing badly at a game of Risk, the world conquest boardgame, against George Bush, Saddam Hussien, Omar Sharieff, Laurence of Arabia and Hezzbollah leader Nasrallha.
It was then during this game Hariri swallowed the dice and some of the soldier figurines.
Laurance of Arabia said of Hariri, who's term as Lebanese president is under scrutiny after recent erratic behaviour: "He just began to act irregularly, brooding at the end of the table as he lost one country after the next as the luck of the dice conspired against him.
"It was then that he rendered the game void by digesting the only tools we could use to advance foward in our game.
"It's almost impossible to bring new items into the League (of Arabian Extraordinary Gentleman) because of security measures. Hariri knew what he was doing."
The Arabian League of Extraordinary Gentleman were meeting to dicuss the oil shortage in Syria, the invasion of Israel by Lebanon and Iran's involvment in the invasion of Jordan by Kuwait.
Tensions have never been higher in the Middle East as Persia have no choice but to let their Samite neighbours in to disperse rioters and take order in the courties while fighitng amongst themselves.
