Israel offer their best friends "Palestine" a super deal for their new state!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Pres. Obama is so happy that Israel offered the Palestinians a new "Heimat" under super/humane conditions!!!

Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu proudly announced to the world that they are willing to accept a Palestinian State as their neighbours.

While the announcement may seem like a surprise about turn by the Israeli government, they will only accept the deal under the following conditions:

1) The new Palestinian state is to be built behind barbed wire, search lights, a massive Berlin wall and security towers patrolled by the Israeli SS.

2) Exit from Palestine is allowed only by air and with El Al Airways, no Untermenschen will be allowed to set foot on the "Promised Land" without chemical cleansing.

3) Security gates built for Israeli forces to enter Palestine and sort the Bastards out will have the following, historical words written over them: ARBEIT MACHT FREI!

4) All food, medical supplies, fresh water, electricity and other energy resources must be solely provided by Israel and sold to the Palestinian Pigs for extortionate prices.

5) Any weapons found in the new Palestine state will be a reason for Israel to attack them, whip the bastards, teach them a lesson, bomb them with white phosphorus, rapidly retreat and leave the shithole in an even worst condition than it was before.

6)Protests, rebellions, Hamas, Al Qaeda, Palestinian Freedom Fighters must be eradicated and all young men between 14 and 35 will be put against the wall and executed.

Many more conditions were demanded and accepted by the US/UN and Prime Minister Netanyahu finished with the following closing statement:

Hopefully when these demands have been met and implemented, after 5 years the Palestinians will be exterminated anyway and we can all live in peace at last! The Prime Minister sent greetings to US President Obama, who smiled from ear to ear and thought silently, "at last my world vision is beginning to take shape with one less problem to worry about! Shalom!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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