At a news conference held at BNP head quarters-the 17th century- BNP leader Nick Griffin announced his parties plans to deport the Doctor if elected. The Doctor who is currently leading the UK opinion polls is originally from the planet Galiffrey whi...
Professional wrestler Hulk Hogan has announced at a press conference that he wishes to run in the 2012 election for President of the United States. At the press conference held in Orlando, FL Hogan stated that he is tired of seeing Presidential c...
There was intense excitement at Labour Headquarters yesterday as private polling revealed the likely outcome of the 2010 General Election. "Make no mistake", said a Labour spokesperson, "We are heading for a record landslide result under Gordon...
Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...
(Teheran-Iran) The result of the most recent Iranian election, re-electing conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President over reform candidate Mir Hossein Musavi, has caused protests in Iran amid rumors of election rigging. And the recent pronounceme...
In a shock admission, one that has shocked the world into a state of shock, the United Nations has stood behind Iran to declare their recent presidential elections fair, above board and a true result reflecting the wishes of the Iranian people. St...
It has been a busy week for Mr Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who has just claimed first prize in the annual Iran's tallest man competition. The lanky leader who officially measured in at 7 foot 6 said he was "Over the moon with the result". He then joked t...
Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown. Ahmadineja...
TEHRAN, Iran - Both hard-line incumbent Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his chief rival, reformist Mir Hossein Moussavi have declared victory in a race that brought unprecedented numbers of Iranian citizens to the polls. Votes counted so...
Ron Nasty, leader of the BNP has set out his plans following his election to the European Parliament. Aside from his pressing engagement with European parliament accountants to claim enormous expenses, his first task, is a planned march to take ov...
As the Conservatives appear set for a landslide victory in the council elections, Gordon Brown has come up with a new idea to prove Labour's superiority- an arm wrestle. Mr Brown made the announcement earlier today in Westminster, shortly after he...
In what has turned out to be a shock result, 'Britain's Got Talent' finalist Susan Boyle has been elected to Blackburn Council in the recent local elections. The two most surprising elements to this shock result have been that 1) Susan hadn't gone...
Documents leaked to me have revealed that the far-right British Nazi National Party are so desperately short of funds that they have resorted to begging. BNP organisers have sent members emails with desperate pleas for small donations, and memos h...
With voting under way in the combined EU and Local Government Elections, early indications are of a record turnout from voters across the UK. Initial reports from counting rooms indicate that use of postal votes is at its highest since records beg...
Gordon Brown let it be known last night that he may well call a November Election after being called upon by Labour and Conservative party members to set out a firm date. Mr Brown has had a stressful week in Parliament and the Expenses scandal may...
BBC Television have announced that the election for a new Speaker of the House of Commons is to be fully televised. Announcing the move, BBC Director-General Mark Thompson said that the plan would bring 'a new transparency' to the electoral proces...
A new political party was founded today ahead of the European and local elections. Headed by Sir John Bourne, former first class traveller (with wife, care of the taxpayer), the "Expense Party" is unusual in as much as it has no manifesto, doesn't...
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