BNP Leader sets out his plans as newly-elected Euro MP

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Monday, 8 June 2009

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Ron Nasty of the BNP celebrates with a bonfire of ethnic diversity publications

Ron Nasty, leader of the BNP has set out his plans following his election to the European Parliament.

Aside from his pressing engagement with European parliament accountants to claim enormous expenses, his first task, is a planned march to take over Poland.

He claimed that women often accuse men of their inability to multi-task. Mr Nasty explained that this is something he has no problem with. He has stated that while he is taking over Poland, he has firm plans to insult and intimidate Europe's ethnic minorities at the same time.

He has coined the new phrase "discrimination multi-tasking", where he can keep up continual pressure against non-whites while at the same time going about his business.

He has also announced his sub-team to assist with his Euro duties. Don Goebbals, a former professional time-waster and clock-watcher becomes his security advisor, Patsy Himmler, a part-time dandelion extinguisher becomes his permanent secretary and Fred Hess, the current Acrington toad-tickling champion, will be looking after his expenses. Joseph Fritzl has been appointed cellar-man of his private members' pub.

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