After marrying comedian Russell Brand Katy Perry has been feeling terribly lopsided. Her balance and equilibrium have been out of whack and so she's been undergoing extensive medical and psychiatric analysis to detect the source of the problem.
Gorgeous and talented model Katie Price has just announced an amazing book deal that will catapult her to world wide fame. The popular star will write seven autobiographies, one each year, for the next seven years that will chart her everyday life...
Singer Taylor Swift shocked some of her fans yesterday by telling them that she "could go both ways." "I don't see why all of a sudden the hot air is going out everywhere after talking to the press this morning", she stated. "I thought everyone co...
Houston, Texas - (YouBoob!): Numerology-obsessed Ku Klux Klanners have been blamed for Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey's nervous breakdown. Five gallons of silicone gel were surgically drained from her world renowned 38KKK-cup stonkers last year af...
In replaying several key plays of the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl, viewers have discovered a black boob that is apparently hanging out of nowhere, during the Black-Eyed Peas performance. "You can see the boob really...
Rochester MN: Pediatricians have stated that breast feeding of babies can be healthier than using baby formula. A new study indicates that sometimes physical trauma may be inadvertently caused by over-endowed mothers during feedings. Single births, t...
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...
Barbie doll is now well into her 50's. She sure doesn't look it. She looks like she's either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you get all your plastic surgery the day you are made. It is also fortunate when all your exquisite feminine contours are molded into their enticing proportions. It must be a bit rough, though, when you are only one yea...
Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress. Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hun...
Boob jobs are booming in Britain as women try to emulate the voluptuous Mad Men star, Christina Hendricks. In the show, the buxom beauty plays Joan Holloway, office manager of advertising agency Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. The show is wll-kno...
PITTSBURGH - The Pittsburgh Pressing Post is reporting that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was taken into custody and charged with illegally displaying her breasts in a public eatery. Vinnie Manfancuso, evening manag...
Frantic Fans of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, joined in a frantic search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to 'take a leak' during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint. Friends with her...
The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...
A Danish politician has hit on an innovative approach to prevent immigrants from moving to Denmark - especially in view of the fact that many of its newest immigrants come from male-dominated, misogynistic Muslim countries. Unable, unwilling, disr...
Kate Gosselin took the family to Alaska to visit Sarah Palin because TLC wanted to see what happens when two bitter women get together. The plan backfired when Kate Gosselin's fake boobs didn't react the cold air of Alaska. "I thought my boob...
President Putin has warned Britain that expelling alleged Russian spy Ekatrina Zatuliveter would bring a tat for her tits. The sexy research assistant of Liberal Democrat M.P. Vladimir Hardcock has been sending the latest inside news on the in-fig...
Presenter of BBC's movie review show Film 2010, Claudia Winkleman, plans a pretty surprise for viewers of the last show of the series tonight. Claudia took over the show this season after long-time presenter Jonathan Ross left in disgrace after 'S...
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