Written by shea lo

Thursday, 16 December 2010

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A Danish politician has hit on an innovative approach to prevent immigrants from moving to Denmark - especially in view of the fact that many of its newest immigrants come from male-dominated, misogynistic Muslim countries.

Unable, unwilling, disruptive and refusing to assimilate or adjust, these sexually-obsessed males have been insisting on pushing their repressive, culturally backward views towards women on their adopted homeland - deluded in the belief that they are moving towards the establishment of the Great Islamic Caliphate in Europe.

Petr Harum Scarum, spokesman for the popular Bryster Party has called for footage of women sunbathing topless at Danish beaches to be included in all tourism brochures & videos to scare away such immigrants.

He called for the use of topless female officers to conduct initial interviews with these immigrants and follow-up with intimate airport pat-downs. As well, he was all for the use of topless salesclerks in stores and similarly scantily-clad female cops.

"Let's get this information out on the boob tube. Topless bathing probably isn't a common sight on Pakistani and Saudi beaches, but in Denmark it is perfectly acceptable" he said while calling on the government to consider the idea.

Angry immigrants immediately went on an arson-filled rampage to express 'hurt' feelings as topless Dansker female cops baton-charged them with vigor.

A spokesman for Moderate Danish Muslims - at best an oxymoron- argued fallaciously that "milking such a mammary movement could actually be counter-productive" and suggested it would only serve to have hordes of "sexually-obsessed fundamentalists" flooding in over the borders.

However, a majority of Danes were thrilled with this new foreign policy and gave it a solid five thumbs up.

"Ja, Med glaede - bring it on - ve'll give dem a jolly good hvordan har De det howdy-do vit our danske 44 double-Ds...Skol!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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