Written by UWGB-Beek

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Kate Gosselin took the family to Alaska to visit Sarah Palin because TLC wanted to see what happens when two bitter women get together.

The plan backfired when Kate Gosselin's fake boobs didn't react the cold air of Alaska.

"I thought my boobs were going to fall off, because my implants were starting to do things that my doctor told me were impossible. I think that they might have actually froze up, because my nipples started to show signs of frostbite from being exposed to such cold temperatures." Kate told Sarah, while cameras were filming the two trying to bond.

Kate did tell Sarah that she never plans on visiting Alaska again, but that Sarah is welcomed at her house anytime.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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