After marrying comedian Russell Brand Katy Perry has been feeling terribly lopsided.
Her balance and equilibrium have been out of whack and so she's been undergoing extensive medical and psychiatric analysis to detect the source of the problem.
In early stages of therapy, Katy told therapists that she hasn't felt this awkward and uncomfortable since the age of 13 when her boobs burst into her life a grew to c-cups in a year.
Although the analysis is considered premature, the consensus from her top notch medical team is that her current instability is similar to those earlier problems.
Their conclusion is that since her marriage to Russell Brand she now has three big boobs in her life, and juggling all three is proving difficult.