There was huge relief last night when it was revealed that a plane had landed safely despite FIVE seperate plots to bring it down. Flight MH 666 touched down safely in Dubai against incredible odds, and only because of some of the most inept attempts...
A young woman in London is distraught today after discovering that her menstrual cycle has been stolen. Lillet Adams had chained the cycle to a lamp post while she went in to Boots to buy some urgent supplies, but came out to find a thief had made of...
There was uproar last night when it was revealed that receipts from supermarkets are now to contain health warnings for the shopper if their choices are deemed to be unhealthy. There have been accusations that this is just the latest example of the n...
It seems the Middle East is lurching from one crisis to another, with each more bloody than the last. For years Israelis have been under attack from seemingly all around them. The West stood and watched. When Christians began to be wiped out, no acti...
Vaginas. They have really stood the test of time and remain as popular today as they ever were. Possibly even more so and it's hardly surprising. Us guys don't have them, and the girls that do don't always want us to see them. This only adds to our fascination, and then we read ladies magazines and discover there are loads of different ways girls can embellish their vaginas! It's no wonder we're a...
News has reached us here at the Spoof that the diminutive Geordie singing legend Sting has split from his wife Trudie Styler. Apparently she had finally lost patience with him being unable to have a conversation without mentioning his work and how ge...
Cheryl Cole didn't make it in America because even though she is fit, she is an unintelligible Geordie div. Robbie Williams was too fat, fair enough. Even British success story Tesco's flopped in America (although they should have known better than t...
Can we trust politcians? Do they trust us? Can you tell when they are lying because their lips are moving? Does a bear shit in the woods? And if it does and there is no one there to hear it, does it still make a sound? These are just some of the ques...
How many times have you heard it said? Our political system doesn't work because we only have two realistic options of who to vote for. One is for Eton educated toffs with extravagant duck houses on the lake in their front gardens, the other stands f...
Nigerian terror group Boko Haram are making a name for themselves after declaring war on the West. So angry are they with the West that they want to kill anything that has anything to do with the West. So seething with the West are they, that now it...
What year is it? 2014 yes, but in China it is the year of the horse. Naming a year after an animal might seem ridiculous to us but it has been tradition there for centuries. So has eating the penis of endangered big cats and snorting crushed ivory cu...
Polish cleaners, already the most popular in Britain are rushing to England to satisfy the huge demand for them after the Saharan dust that fell this week. Tens of thousands of them will be required to give the entire country a good clean up after th...
Aintree ought to be buzzing with anticipation of todays Grand National, but instead there are disturbing claims that many of the entrants are hooked on recreational drugs. And we don't mean the jockeys, we mean the HORSES! Rumours of horses takin...
A woman from Shrewsbury has come forward with a shocking revelation which if proven true will cast doubt on every celebrity in the land. Maureen Edwards 51, claims NOT to be been molested, interfered with, accosted or even reefed up by a single indiv...
Let's face it guys, we all get nervous before a date with a beautiful young lady. And if it is one that you suspect and hope that you are going to get lucky on, then it's only natural that some performance anxiety will creep in. There are several ways to combat this but one of the commonest is to have a little "me time" prior to your date. This not only relaxes you but will hopefully make you a li...
A woman from Grimsby has a whole street to herself after ALL of her neighbours moved out because of her noisy lovemaking. Lucy Cox 34, says she has a "normal, healthy sex life" but it would seem the former residents of Enderweigh Close would strongly...
One of the greatest and longest running mysteries in Hollywood was explained last night. For years people everywhere have been at a loss to explain just why Jennifer Aniston, one of the most beautiful women in the world has been unable to hold on to...
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