Friends WITHOUT benefits?

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Saturday, 8 March 2014


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Jennifer before the haunting became serious

One of the greatest and longest running mysteries in Hollywood was explained last night. For years people everywhere have been at a loss to explain just why Jennifer Aniston, one of the most beautiful women in the world has been unable to hold on to a man. The truth is incredible and horrifying.

Hollywoods most respected celebrity gynaecologist Dr Edward Strangelove has Miss Aniston as a patient. After being caught in a compromising position with a neighbours family pet he has betrayed his most famous clients trust and sold her story to pay for his legal fees. JENNIFER ANISTON'S VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!

The Friends star has sworn all ex-boyfriends to secrecy and she thought the truth about her private ladygarden could remain hidden, but now the canine preoccupied doctor has revealed all. One of Miss Anistons neighbours told us " I am stunned! We live right next door and we had no idea, but there have been a lot more bats about recently".

The vagina itself was unavailable for comment last night but is rumoured to be travelling with a local fun fair. The fun fairs owner owner Mr A. Field said " I'm delighted to have it on board. It looks like being our most popular attraction since the talking duck died.

Jennifer's high school sweetheart has emerged amongst the controversy. Richard Head dated the beauty and today said "when i knew Jen we were very young. I never saw her vagina then but i'm older and wiser now. I would have to have a really good look at it but i bet it's not as scary as it sounds".

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