The ancient and formerly secret society known as the Ruling Order of Pasty Whites has announced the results of its annual Danger Assessment Polls. These polls serve to keep members informed and help them better navigate their world they've so rightly…
The Ku Klux Klan has announced plans to introduce more diversity into the organisation to combat dwindling membership. Speaking by phone from his compound in Red Knob, Arkansas, Gaylord McFukwit, leader of the Swamp Knights, the biggest of the US...
At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...
Mark Twain befriended figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Frederick Douglass, wrote that slavery dehumanizes both the slave and slaveowner, and wrote a series of articles protesting discrimination against Chinese immigrants and exposing police...
As Donald Trump's presidential campaign continues to maintain its momentum, against all the laws of logic, an interview he gave to sultan of spin Sean Hannity has been pulled from schedules for fear of damaging his bid. The one on one, due to be b...
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma- Local cars sales representative John Smith is outraged about the recent 20/20 new story about a junior high student sleeping with his 28-year-old teacher. "I just don't understand this world that we live in," Smith stated...
Looking back now - and certainly with the benefit of hindsight - the last 2 and a quarter years has certainly been a period when minorities were at last given much needed access to previously designated no go areas. On January 20th, 2009 Barack Obama was inaugurated as the first African American President of the United States. On May 11th, 2010 Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats came to...
Ethnic minorities are set to make up a fifth of the population a University study predicts. It says the proportion of ethnic minorities will rise from 8% of the population to 20% by 2051 because the naughty foreign sexpots cant keep their pants on...
Following the announcement on Sunday that the British National Party (BNP) had changed its whites-only policy to allow "coloured people" to join the party, thousands of ethnic minorities have rushed to join up. Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, sai...
Neo-liberals around the world are reacting ferociously against news announced on The Spoof of the discovery that 'nearly half of all people are below average'. The discovery was made by Devin Devlin, a population statistician with the University o...
Minorities around the world are rioting over the discovery by Devin Devlin that they are 'below average'. Devlin, a population statistician with the University of Mudbury, earlier revealed in The Spoof that his statistical methods show that all mi...
(Washington) - With the population of the United States now standing at 300 million, the newest group to be granted official minority status is: rich white males.
Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.
(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...
By Liam Logsdon, Stranded in Tampa...
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