This one’s just for us gals, guys … Ladies, do you have big boobs? I know I don’t, but if I did, I bet they’d sweat a lot with all the fun activities, the hustle and bustle I do all day. What if that sweat leaks through to my blouse? Huge smell…
Manboobs: are they appealing or appalling? Several celebrities consider them to be...well, both. That is, they think their own are just lovely, but they find other male celebrities hooters loathsome. Steven Tyler, who looks more and more like an old lady every day, has sprouted some B cups that joggle when he jogs (something he doesn't do nearly enough, judging by the state of his mammari...
Alex Jones has gone on the "Conspiracy Do-Dah Channel" and ranted that the government is trying to make men impotent by spiking everyday foods with aspartame. He appeared live on air and ranted that if he puts Tomato Ketchup on his beef burger it...
First Mitt Romney goes with a darker make up to sway the Hispanic vote, now he has taken to getting mammograms to sway the female vote. Mitt Romney has has stepped into the radiology lab and put his breasts on the slab. Mitt Romney has come out ad...
Following her astounding success as the most attractive hanger-on of the Royal Family, Miss Pippa Middle-tiny-bottom has been announced as the hottest new talent on the TV hosting scene for experimental series Groping in the Dark. Following in the...
HOLLYWOOD - Appearing on the View and surrounded by quite a gathering of journalistic vultures, Cynthia Nixon sat in the middle of the sofa taking questions left and right from the assorted highly-paid professional 'mouthpieces.' Whoopi Goldberg a...
From the laboratories of Bald is Bad Hair Transplant, Inc. we bring you the promising news that even if you were born bald you too can now grow the coveted coverage you have always envied. The new formula that is now being used on total skin heads...
Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney admitted yesterday that he used to shave his chest and his man boobs. The Wyoming Republican made the revelation at a business luncheon sponsored by the Gillette Razor Company. "I used a razo...
The World Health Organization has issued a press release recommending that men with man boobs follow the lead of their wives, mothers, and daughters in learning how to perform self breast examinations. The rising incidence of breast cancer in men an...
Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney said in an exclusive interview yesterday that he has larger man boobs than the current Vice President (Joe Biden). Cheney admitted to being upset over all of the attention being paid to the Vice Presid...
United States Vice President Joe Biden completed his annual physical over the weekend at Walter Reed. In addition to the usual procedures and prostate exam, he also requested that the doctors and medical technicians perform a mammogram on his man bo...
United States Vice President Joe Biden admitted on Monday that his man boobs are actually breast implants. Biden said that the surgery was done last year by a Boston plastic surgeon before his abortive run for the Presidency. Said Biden, "The i...
United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...
HOUSTON, TX -- In a story that will surely dominate the talk around the water coolers across America, if not the world, comes this report from Houston, Texas: George Vera, a 25-year-old, obese Texas inmate was charged with "possession of a firearm...
Two of TheSpoof.com's most successful writers, Ally Chamone and Skoob1999, cancelled their plans to elope in the Bahamas. They left the UK Friday morning for an undisclosed hotel in Freeport. The trouble in paradise began when Skoob unbuttoned Ally...
LONDON -ENGLAND: Having milked the Jade Goody cash cow to death, Master Pimp Max Cash is now upset that Susan Boyle is doing her own Eliza Doolittle - complete with plucked brows, dyed hair, black leather jacket and Burberry scarf. Unhappy with...
A reporter that managed to sneak into the Senate Fitness Room has revealed that Senator Joe Biden, Democratic candidate for Vice President on the Barack Obama Ticket, has a large set of man boobs. "I'd say that they were at least a b-cup and put...
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