Dick Cheney Says That He Has Bigger Man Boobs Than Joe Biden

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Monday, 30 November 2009

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Is the better Vice President the one with the bigger rack?

Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney said in an exclusive interview yesterday that he has larger man boobs than the current Vice President (Joe Biden). Cheney admitted to being upset over all of the attention being paid to the Vice President and his B-cups in the recent news.

"Everyone knows that I wore a C-cup when I was in office. Sometimes, when I put on a little weight or was retaining water, I might even swell to D-cup."

"I also think that I've got more chest hair and bigger nipples than Joe Biden does. In fact, the Bush Administration was easily better stacked than the current flat chested liberals in the cabinet."

Cheney challenged the current Vice President to meet in Fort Lauderdale, Florida during Spring Break next year. The two will compete against each other in a new category at the annual Hawaiin Tropic Wet T-Shirt Contest.

The winner will get a photoshoot in and spread in Big TaTa's magazine.

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