From the laboratories of Bald is Bad Hair Transplant, Inc. we bring you the promising news that even if you were born bald you too can now grow the coveted coverage you have always envied.
The new formula that is now being used on total skin heads who have tried every known means to grow hair has shown markedly improved new growth without a doubt.
The formula is so coveted that it is insured and guarded by Knights of Columbus each and every day that a new batch is made.
Appointments have been booked throughout the United States and as far away as Tiger Island, Cambodia.
Operators are standing by NOW and if you hurry, and call the number on your screen, we will give you not ONE, but TWO transplants for the price of one.
The second one is for those intimate zones that you might have been feeling ashamed to admit are needing attention as well as your head.
Being intimate with your loved one it is just as important to look manly below as it is above.
As of this advertisement, we have just been informed that the only appointments available for the next six months are at our TIGER ISLAND office in CAMBODIA. There will be s service charge for the call if you are calling from within the United States.
Bald is Bad Technologies will be the best buck you've ever spent.
