This one’s just for us gals, guys …
Ladies, do you have big boobs? I know I don’t, but if I did, I bet they’d sweat a lot with all the fun activities, the hustle and bustle I do all day.
What if that sweat leaks through to my blouse? Huge smelly sweat stains are just for the men, not us delicate flowers. Well now, gals, you don’t have to worry, with Boob Bands.
Sweatbands to loop around your boobs to soak up all the excess water that leaks out of our bodies and makes it difficult to find a husband.
Just wrap a band around each boob and jog, walk, bicycle, play sports, or just hang out with the girls down by the wharf, and never need to worry about your breasts making you look bad. They’re not supposed to! Guys stare at them all day and night, so let’s give them something juicy – but not too juicy – to look at.
Lots of boobs are sweaty and gross and smelly and they never seem to get dry and clean. Tons of boobs all over the world are sweating from too much attention, people watching what they do, how they bounce and sway and swing both ways on an issue, getting all hot and bothered when they’re asked questions they don’t like, or if the law comes a-callin’ … then that’s one sweaty boob right there.
Get your Boob Bands, comes in a pack of two, one size fits all. The bigger the boob, the more sweat they leak out, and more stains they leave everywhere they go.
Warning: Not to be taken internally. Boob bands may make your boobs fall off, or they may make a third boob to grow. Possibly more boobs will grow all over your body until you’re just one big boob. Great for men, too, especially politicians in badly-fitting suits.
