Bill Gate's Microsoft Vista shut down the entire United States missile defense shield during an orange alert today while it configured new Windows updates. Taking over control from the hands of programmers who were readying systems in case of a s...
Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D...
Microsoft Corporation today announced the imminent release of Windows 8, the follow-up operating system to Windows 7. Features include improved speed provided you upgrade to a higher-performance processor, and a much faster shutdown, known as 'blu...
While in the early phases of announcing upcoming releases of Windows Server 2008, as well as "Office 14", internal code name for future versions of Windows desktop software, Microsoft carefully skipped over any mention of the "Vista" operating system...
Warsaw - Vista took Poland by storm yesterday in a Blitzkrieg maneuver infiltrating and bypassing outdated Polish defenses based on Commodore 64 hardware and DOS software. Despite fierce resistance by partisans hackers the Vista software quickly...
Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...
In a not-totally unexpected move, Microsoft reversed the roles of Windows Vista and XP. The spokesman for Microsoft said, "Vista is on the way out and XP is on the way in."...
A spokesman for Heaven has announced that God the Almighty, the Creator of the Universe, has taken the plunge and upgraded from Windows XP to Windows Vista. It is expected that stuff will be better,...
Bik Pu, 37, a single South Korean man who worked in a Seoul office apparently committed suicide over the loss of "Clippy."...
Windows Vista---worth the money? Well, it definitely is if you're like me---well-connected to a very high-placed sales rep at PC Magazine who sold me his copy for $35 and my DVD of Leprechaun, which, friends and neighbors, I've had for so long that he's forgotten IT'S ACTUALLY HIS (SCORE!!) But predictably, Bill Gates's newest offering is full of problems. Simply right...
Washington (Spoof News) On Monday morning System Administrators at the technical operations center for XM satellite radio attempted a Windows Vista upgrade for the on-board CPU system controller of their satellite that normally blank...
Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.
In a worldwide teleconference today, Microsoft stunned the world by announcing that they are dropping support, as of May 1, 2007 for all remaining versions of Windows including Server 2003, XP and Vista.
Ipods 'safely' ejected by Windows Vista may in fact be damaged by the program - take that Mac!...
Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.
Overview: If your computer powers in okay, but the Windows XP operating system won't kick gates and vista properly, you have some troubleshooting ahead of you. Here's a look at the likely culprits and what you can do to fix the kicking problem.
A recent study has proven that all experts think Linux is better than Windows and Mac OS.
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