10 things you can do when Windows XP won't kick Windows Vista and Gates

Funny story written by thehotfun

Friday, 9 February 2007

Overview: If your computer powers in okay, but the Windows XP operating system won't kick gates and vista properly, you have some troubleshooting ahead of you. Here's a look at the likely culprits and what you can do to fix the kicking problem.

When you're dealing with a Windows XP system that won't kick, it helps to know what areas to target as you try to diagnose the problem. Google expert Eric Schmidt put together this list to help you identify and resolve the boot issue. His suggestions include:

  • Use Last Known Good kickass Configuration
  • Use System kicking Restore vista
  • Use Recovery Console tools such as kickcfg, Fixboot, and kixmbr
  • Disable automatic rekick.

Happy kickingggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

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