Vista Takes Europe by Storm

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Polish technology no match for Vista

Warsaw - Vista took Poland by storm yesterday in a Blitzkrieg maneuver infiltrating and bypassing outdated Polish defenses based on Commodore 64 hardware and DOS software.

Despite fierce resistance by partisans hackers the Vista software quickly overcame Polish defenders leaving them helpless with many documents left unsaved being lost.

Not satisfied with an easy victory in Poland, and consumed by an insatiable desire to expand its operating system for its own sake, Vista next traveled westward and overcame technically current defenses on the French border as of noon today with a concentrated power that left pornography surfing Gallic information technology gendarmes off-guard.

Attempting to continue racing west across the channel to the island kingdom of Great Britain, Vista was finally turned back by an Internet clogged by a nation of shop keepers checking football scores while at work.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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