Ace Michael Owen nets thief after watching raid on CCTV Full Story: The Sun He's got used to watching the action sitting down after being on the bench at Man United for so long... Felippe 'Big Phil' Scolari wants to return to manage in England after getting the push from Palmeires.... Full Story: Talksport Big Phil looking for a big job, I suggest he watches this space at West Ham to replac...
Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear is on the Chelsea wish list to replace Luiz Felipe Scolari. Sky News reports the Newcastle manager's recent hospitalisation has been a cloak so he could start negotiations with Stamford Bridge. A Chelsea spokesman...
Scolari sacked - Mourinho to returnPhil Scolari, the well respected manager of Chelsea, has been sacked tonight by club owner Roman Abramovich. The "Blues" managed to overcome a 1-0 deficit to beat unrated Southend United 4-1 in tonight replayed FA C...
Big Phil Scolari announced in a press conference today that Chelsea were a better team than Southend. Which should come as no surprise to seasoned football fans the world over, considering that the current squad of Chelsea players cost something i...
Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...
A sensational story from the Premiership this evening, as news broke that Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes, and Big Phil Scolari of Chelsea, both of whom have made a right hash of easy positions, are to swap jobs. Hughes took over at Eastlands...
Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe 'Big Phil' Scolari is hovering on the brink of a severe mental meltdown according to friends and club insiders. The pressure on Big Phil - who once chased a player around a training ground threatening to cave his effin...
After only 5 months in the job, Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has indicated that he is not entirely happy with things at Stamford Bridge, and will leave if the Blues don't beat Cluj in their next Champions League fixture. Chelsea drew 1-1 wi...
Louise Felipe Scolari did not spare the feelings of her Chelsea mates in a severe critique of their performances of late. Foreplay came in for the opening reprimand. Scolari told the team in the clubhouse that opening tough defences were an essential...
Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari has a crisis on his hands ahead of Saturday's game with Sunderland at Stamford Bridge, after a breakfast-time incident in which a mouthful of Weetabix became stuck in his moustache. Scolari, 59, regularly eats C...
Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari was right about Frank Lampard's goal in the 3-0 win against Hull City at the KC Stadium on Wednesday, say Tigers fans, with many admitting that only the strikes from Geovanni against Arsenal at the Emirates, and hi...
Chelsea have reacted with a swiftness rarely seen in recent football history, by sacking their Brazilian coach Luis Felipe Scolari, after their 86-game unbeaten home run went out of the window when they were beaten 1-0 at Stamford Bridge by Liverpool...
London, England - The Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad are today investigating Big Phil Scolari, the recently appointed coach of Chelsea F.C."Its misrepresentation innit?" Inspector Terry "Chaggar" Evans "He's just not as...
Manchester United have acted swiftly to fill the hole left by former Coach Carlos Queiroz, by appointing his fellow countryman Mr Big Phil Scolari as their new coach.
Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...
''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.
Sources close to Hull City supremo Big Phil Brown have let it be known through trusted third parties in the viking fish & chip shop, Anlaby Road, Ull upon Umber, of the great man's disgust at the behaviour of little Phil Schooli and indeed Chelsk...
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