Kinnear in frame for Chelsea job

Funny story written by dannline

Monday, 9 February 2009

Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear is on the Chelsea wish list to replace Luiz Felipe Scolari.

Sky News reports the Newcastle manager's recent hospitalisation has been a cloak so he could start negotiations with Stamford Bridge.

A Chelsea spokesman said: "Kinnear and Adams would be a dream team that would bring the Champions League title to Chelsea.

"It is unlikely we could afford the pair."

Kinnear has been quiet over the speculation - only now able to communicate through his right eye.

Nurses have commented: "Clear!"

Newcastle have stated they will only let their manager head to Stamford Bridge if a sizeable five figure payout is agreed.

"We'll certainly pay them £10,000 to get him off our hands," a source said.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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