Olaf Scholz, Emmanuel Macron, and Charles III singing "Cha Cha Cha" together in karaoke—this would be the most important thing for Europe, according to an insider. Iain Farrington's "Voices of the World" delivered a relevant and impressive musica…
Hello! It's me, Geoff Ball, with your regular football news. We've finished with the European song contest for the year, now it's time for the European football contest. And let's hope the home nations do better than they did at the singing. I…
The Covid19 pandemic, sadly, is now allowing some public events to reappear which, should have been dead and buried a long time ago. However, one of the top shows in Europe could never die, and Jaggedone can now reveal, in more languages than one, wh…
It's that time of year again, when Europe's best singers congregate in one place and sing their hearts out for no real reason at the Eurovision Song Contest, and this year, a historic occasion presents itself with the debut in the contest of a compet...
After being analysed by lasers, scientists have offered the "Big Ben Bong" to be England's representative in this year's Eurovision Travesty! Theresa May is enthusiastic about the "Bong Song" representing the UK in Europe's Nr 1 horrific festival...
The annual dodo show that sweeps the feet of millions in Europe away has been banned (There is a God after all)! The organisers, EBU, have admitted the terrible music, groups, singers and transvestites participating are a health hazard to those milli...
With only a day to go until the final, UK entry Evacuated Bowel say that they want to go one better than the last few dismal efforts and actually register a negative score. Their song, 'I Want Your Ear Wax All Over Me', is an up-beat reggae song that...
A virtually unknown man from the North was unveiled last night as Britain's Eurovision contestant. "His musical talent is not necessarily of the highest standard," said a BBC TV spokesman, "but he is likely to win viewers over by his unique style...
The UK's Eurovision Committee, chaired by Sebastian Coe, have employed the services of Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and a black magician by the name of Alistair Darling for next year's Eurovision contest entry for the UK. "Darling will employ t...
Eurovision winner, Loreen, is at the centre of a bidding war for the use of his Eurovision winning, chart-topping song Euphoria. Loreen won the competition for Sweden, and now Ikea and Volvo are both after using the song in their latest advertising c...
Rioting fans have once again wreaked havoc in Europe after the weekends Eurovision song contest won by Sweden. In London, angry and rampaging fans, immediately after the result was announced, hurled bottles at police and overturned cars in Trafalg...
Reality Show Pop Stars, One Direction, have been lined up to represent the UK in the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest. "We had to act fast," said Sebastian Coe, who has been appointed to make sure that Britain win in 2013 after several years of abject...
Having been beaten by twenty-four of the twenty-six countries taking part in the 2012 Eurovision song contest Engelbert Humperdinck has revealed why he agreed to take part. The Hump, as he is affectionately known by his Spine Osteopath, managed a...
Long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin Shuttlecock - the lovely Anne - today stated unequivocally that she's had a really shit day. "It all started in the early hours, when my silly bastard of a husband woke me up at about four thirty am deman...
Protesters disrupted the preparations for the Eurovision Song Contest earlier today when large groups of human rights campaigners demanded that Jedward be removed from the competition. Brothers John and Edward Grimes, known for their blonde quiffs...
It was calculated that the Eurovision Song Contest for 2012 would be won by Sweden due to the way countries vote for each other. The mathematical formula for calculating the winner is freely available, and has correctly predicted seven of the last fi...
A world-famous newspaper journalist wants to know what all the fuss is about when journalists are beaten up by autocratic regimes. His controversial views follow criticism of corporate authorities in Azerbaijan as it gears up to host the Eurovisio...
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