Following the rather embarrassing, humiliating, and farcial non-event of the Boxing Championship last week, held on board a Barbary Coast pirate boat in the Mediterranean, and licensed by the Lithuanian Boxing Federation Board, between Bidney Sollock...
Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...
The annual bible of the UK's richest people will feature a group of local media magnates for the first time when it is published tomorrow. The Sunday Times Rich List logs the ups and downs the country's richest people, listing the annual incomes f...
Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
Just in, like Justin, the man with the one inch willy - local man Martin Shuttlecock appears to have changed his ways, turned over a new leaf, done it all for Jesus, and probably pissed the bed, (Although he vehemently denied the charge) as it was an...
It's the breaking news of the century - probably the 16th Century, but reports coming in to Skoob Entertainment News appear to strongly suggest that Spoof writer, Martin Shuttlecock - he of the pork pie hat, and the acrylic teeth - has secured an exc...
In a sensational breaking news story, it can finally be revealed that over the weekend, local man Martin Shuttlecock, actually introduced Spoof Godfather, Colonel Juan, to legendary south coast kebab and burger tycoon, Ali Bullo. Although only ov...
At ten minutes past nine, Skoob and C.J. were nowhere to be seen, they had hobbled off into the park. Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock, made ready for the race, they ordered another cup of tea, and sent Clive to purchase some waterproof coats and hats. Clive began to doubt they would ever leave the tea kiosk. On his return, Clive handed out the clothing and placed the tea cups on the table. "F...
Clive Danton addressed the three men sitting on the bench in Hyde Park. "Are you sure, you want to take up Mr Skoobs wager? It is a long arduous journey, and you three are not exactly Olympic athletes are you? Why don't you give him the money and forget about it" "Give him his money!" shouted Inchcock. "I would rather lick your underpants" "No way pedro" said Lynton "I am going to do this,...
Gay satirists who write for a popular satirical website (Which we can't name here for fear of ridicule.) who apparently have a soft spot for gerbils and cross dressing, were rejoicing this evening as Johnny Robinson made it through to next week's rou...
Controversial historian Ken Lucid was at the centre of high-powered talks that will see reviews of University Challenge return to influential news site TheSpoof from next week. The popular TV quiz show was reviewed every week during its 2010/11 se...
The leafy London suburb of Chiswick was recovering on Friday night following a summit meeting of soi-disant Spoofers. While security authorities had been warned in advance, they failed to have the meeting banned and the 'writers' met as planned at...
Efforts by Skoob Sports and Colonel Juan to cover the vital Chelsea vs Manchester United match on Tuesday evening were praised by rival organisation Ellis Ian Fields News & Features. Said a spokesman for EIF: "What can we say, except we're sorry to EIF followers hoping to enjoy our superior coverage of this match? "Skoob News made it perfectly clear earlier today that they were determine...
Fasting for nearly 16 hours before a blood test sent a Spoof correspondent on a high street food-grabbing spree before he was arrested by police yesterday. Head of EIF News & Features Ellis Ian Fields was scheduled for his annual blood test at...
There were global celebrations today as it appeared mysterious Bolivian ex-dicator, Colonel Juan, had emerged from hiding to review the popular BBC quiz show, University Challenge for satirical news site, TheSpoof. As we reported yesterday, BBC an...
The world was holding its breath today (Monday) during the approach to the latest round of popular TV quiz show, University Challenge. As the members of the teams from Merton College, Oxford and Queens' College, Cambridge girded themselves for the...
LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William. Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...
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