William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Today I welcomed the conviction of former Liberian President Charles Taylor for crimes against humanity.

I just hope that no one brings any similar charges against David Cameron, like cruelty to Cornish pasties... that was a joke by the way!

My personal assistant Jeremy said this morning as he was polishing my head with his loofah, how much he admired my outstanding principles.

Bless him!