William Hague - My Fake Diary
Friday, 27 April 2012
I've had to take the extraordinary step of stating that Neil Heywood, the British businessman allegedly murdered in China, was not employed by the British government, as I attempted to end persistent speculation that he was a spy.
Well I hope that clears up all the gossip, innuendo, and accusations!
My personal assistants Dominique and Lucien agreed with me this morning, as we were adjusting out mascara.
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