William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 April 2012

A few days ago, the head of the Roman Catholic Church in England, Archbishop Vincent Nichols, urged me to address the "tragic situation" faced by Palestinians - not because Islamist threats, but because Arabs were "displaced" by the Israeli barrier in Beit Jala, despite the fact that in constructing the security barrier no land has been annexed by Israel, no houses have been demolished, and no-one has been required to leave their home.

No idea what he was going on about, but I looked seriously sympathetic and scampered away. Well I was late for my manicure at Augustyn's Saloon.