William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 May 2012

As I lay in bed this morning, with my personal assistant Tarquin assisting my rising, he read this to me from the Herald:

"Just as William Hague wore a baseball cap backwards to attempt to prove he could get down with his homies, (and failed miserably) it seems certain the PM is attempting to convince he's human like the rest of us, once prone to adolescent hormone surges and adoration of American models, super or otherwise."

We thought that was an uncalled for comment, but we both agreed that as it was made by that gorgeous chunk of a hunk Brian Beacom, we'd take it in our strides!