William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 April 2012

I am enjoying this trip to south-east Asia.

My speech went down really well with the local officials, especially this bit:

"There is unprecedented global demand for green innovation. Under this Coalition government, the Foreign Office has a renewed sense of mission. It is a mission to promote Britain's national interest, while tirelessly working for a world which is more secure, more stable, more free and more prosperous."

Absolute tommyrot, but they loved it!

Of course they do not know what a liar and nepotist I am... yet.