William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 April 2012

I called the foreign minister of Bahrain to express "concern" about violence in the country as it holds the Formula One Grand Prix.

His personal assistant Abdul rang back offering to sell the UK some riot shields in readiness for the London Olympics! Cheeky monkey! I'd like to meet him though, I like his style.

My own personal assistants Lucien and Dominique said in bed this morning that they thought it would be wise for me not to meet him!


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