William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

I hit out at Argentina after their government said it was seizing a Spanish-controlled energy firm Repsol.

I warned that the move by President Cristina Fernandez was part of a wider protectionist agenda... but most of the few MPs at my speech were nodding off by then.

I came home, snuggled up in bed, and my personal assistant Julien comforted my ego amongst other things.