William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

I have been asked in the House, to clarify whether the British man who died in China and is now at the centre of a murder investigation ever worked as a spy for the British Government.

Do they expect me to admit it if he did?

The fools!

My personal assistants Lucien and Jeremy agreed when I asked them this morning in bed, as the new maid Juan brought in our breakfasts!

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