William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

What a year it's been for Ffion and I!

So many history creating events!

The wife Ffion, has earned eight times more from her being a Barclay's Bank Advisor than the year before, my overseas investment port-folio has increased by 35%, my assistants Julian and Lucien have both passed their medicals, MP's expenses have been increased, I've got a new manicurist, my back-handers from industry leaders is 19% higher, and Tarquin, my new protection officer, has proved to be a boon to my machinations!

Oh, and Nick Clegg's brainstorm in joining the Coalition was a hoot!