William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 19 November 2011

We have some of our dear close friends coming round for few drinkies this weekend.
We've both invited, HSBC Offshore account director Sven Higginbottom, Offshore Investment Magazine Editor Ali Mony, Tax Avoidance Advisory Agent P Haylittle, and Barclay's Group Chairman Marcus For Agius.

My wonderful millionaire wife Ffion has invited, all of the Barclay's Bank executives (well she is paid thousands of pounds a week, and gets free travel and accommodation and food on the many trips, to be one of their advisers), the new owners of Harrods The Qatari royal family, Executives of her favourite little diner Le Relais de Venise L'EntrecĂ´te of Marylebone, and Jaun Biggun who she took on as Baby sitter, just in case we had one later.

I have invited, some of my assistants, Baxter G Wall, Ben Dover and Avery Niceboy, along with my regular favourites Julian and Lucian.
I must say, one of the catering men bringing the food looks nice and fit, very tasty!

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