William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 November 2011

Thursday 17th November 2011

Bad news this morning, from my overseas offshore accounts managers. It looks like I'm going to make less profit than last year, and that was a paltry tax-free £214,211,31.

Still, the upcoming fact-finding trip will help me to claw back a few bob in expenses.

Ffion will be back home today, so I must clear away any of Damien's and Nigel's cosmetics from the bathroom. She's only used to seeing mine there, all L'Oréal, so if she spots any Sainsbury's or Boots, she'll only play up again. I wish she would understand my little mannerisms with my friends.


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