William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Wed 16th November 2011:

So busy this morning. What with dear David being away at the G4 summit meeting, I do miss him and his little foibles.

Jeremy and Wilberforce will be around later to arrange and pick the hotel bedrooms for our free jaunt on expenses to the Swiss Alps, to allow us to judge and assess the effects of the fall of 1.1% in the Outer Mongolian Gungo bean crop on the EU trade.

Ffion has gone away to Paris's InterContinental Paris Le Grand, as part of her paid advisor's job for Barclay's bank, on expenses, well her Daddy is a director, and the hotel is handy for her visiting the Opéra Garnier.

I'll have to go now, having trouble getting this damned L'Oréal Facial foundation on right!