William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 November 2011

18 Nov 2011:

My beloved millionaire wife Ffion returned home last night.

This caused an eruption of activity in the bedroom, but I managed to get Julian and Lucian out of the house without her noticing I think.

After the Butler had put away all of her things, Ffion and I settled down to a most enjoyable evening, discussing the merits and amount of our investments in Barclay's bank, our Offshore accounts, stocks and shares, and spent a few hours building up my expenses claim form, over a few glasses of Dom Perignon.

After a bath, doing the make up, and a good spray of Harrod's Ralph Lauren Notorious perfume, putting on the transparent Egyptian cotton negligee, and a coating of Nectarine Blossom & Honey body lotion, I freed the bathroom for Ffion to use.

We fell asleep listening to the wonderful recording we have, of crinkling bank notes.