William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 November 2011

18 Nov 2011:

My beloved millionaire wife Ffion returned home last night.

This caused an eruption of activity in the bedroom, but I managed to get Julian and Lucian out of the house without her noticing I think.

After the Butler had put away all of her things, Ffion and I settled down to a most enjoyable evening, discussing the merits and amount of our investments in Barclay's bank, our Offshore accounts, stocks and shares, and spent a few hours building up my expenses claim form, over a few glasses of Dom Perignon.

After a bath, doing the make up, and a good spray of Harrod's Ralph Lauren Notorious perfume, putting on the transparent Egyptian cotton negligee, and a coating of Nectarine Blossom & Honey body lotion, I freed the bathroom for Ffion to use.

We fell asleep listening to the wonderful recording we have, of crinkling bank notes.

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more