Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Thanks for all the messages of support. Gutted to be out for a while but my leg will be ok which is the main thing pic.twitter.com/98yTtndc

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I see they think Fergie wants to sell me, according to which newspaper you read, no one is interested in buying me, and the fee wanted is £40m, £48m, £50m or £55m. I think £80m would be about right...

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