Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 August 2012

The prospect of watching Wayne Rooney play with Robin van Persie is as exciting as anything Manchester United fans have anticipated since the departure of Cristiano Ronaldo three summers ago.

But any more performances like the one Rooney contributed on Monday at Goodison Park and United's No 10 may struggle to get in the team.

For years Rooney has been United's fulcrum. Even when Ronaldo was in his pomp, many thought that the Liverpudlian - rather than the Portugal star - was Sir Alex Ferguson's most important player.

Ha! Crap! *ollocks!

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