Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

The Daily Mirror claims:

"Handover? - Rooney must sharpen up or van Persie could be his replacement not his partner. John Peters. Wayne Rooney's status as an automatic starter for Manchester United is under threat for the first time in eight years."

What claptrap and rubbish - never will I be second choice for Man Utd... well maybe when I around fiftyish...

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