Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 1 September 2012

The Sun says:

"Rooney could be on his way out of Old Trafford "unless he bucks up" - but United would want £50/56 million for him, and that means the list of potential buyers might not be very long. With Barcelona and Real Madrid not interested, according to the paper, and the same going for wild spending specialists Paris Saint Germain, only Manchester City might shell out the necessary money for the England player."

Not that they would have the nerve to get rid of Me!

But if they did, my share of the £56 would come in handy... I could buy a fourth racehorse?