Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 29 August 2012
Roy Hodgson will name the England squad without me on Thursday after I picked up the injury, a horrifically-gashed thigh, suffered against Fulham the other day.
I bet the insurance companies were shitting themselves when they heard about it… he he he!
Still, it was less painful than being caught in bed with the super-totties!
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