Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 August 2012

A Liverpool Fan Defends Rooney... We never thought we'd see a Liverpool fan defending Wayne Rooney, but the mailbox contains a missive that does just that.

Rooney looked off the pace on Monday night when Man United were rolled over by Everton and with a few extra pounds crammed into that hideous new shirt, questions over his professionalism returned. Considering his talent, Rooney should be far more consistent, but he was such a disappointment on his old stomping ground that a number of United fans took to Twitter to call for the striker to be dropped or even sold.

Rooney having a shocker is nothing new though, and we can be sure that Sir Alex Ferguson will be making it very clear that the England international cannot afford a poor spell this season with increased competition for places at Old Trafford.

A home game against Fulham provides Rooney with the perfect opportunity to lift his game and it wouldn't be surprising to see him rediscover his touch.

I've not lost me touch… have I?

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