Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Any hopes of a quick comeback from the nasty wound I suffered during Manchester United's 3-2 win over Fulham on Saturday look certain to be dashed.

I remained in a hospital overnight as medical staff assessed the extent of the injury I picked up when Hugo Rodallega landed on me in stoppage time.

Roy Hodgson is due to name his squad on Thursday, at which point it will be surely too early for any risk to be taken with me recovery.

So I might be out for up to four weeks - never mind, me race-horses will be running during that timeā€¦


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