Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 August 2012

I'm getting lots of stick on twitter - nothing new there really.

First it used to be about shagging a granny prostitute. Then it was the high class prostitutes who sold their story to sunday papers.

Add to that abuse from rival fans when Man United were doing well, abuse from United fans when I asked for a transfer - but ended up getting a huge pay-rise. England fans chip in about my performance for the national team.

Then the jokers mention I look like shrek. And now they say I have a tupee like Bruce Foryth.

Now, they are winding me up because my 2 yr old son is wearing a Barcelona shirt. Laughing that he doesn't even wear a Man United shirt. And also pointing out he's the only Rooney who will ever get to wear a Barcelona shirt! Cheeky buggers!

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