Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 August 2012

I am aiming to have as much fun in my second decade as a Premier League player as he did in my first.

10 years have passed since I made my top-flight bow as a raw 16-year-old for Everton against Tottenham.

That Rooney should be heading back to Goodison Park to mark the occasion seems somehow fitting, even if the reception he gets from the supporters he has always considered himself one of tends to be less than friendly these days, and the result was a defeat for my Man Utd!

'It's great to have played in the Premier League for 10 years… I plan for more fun over the next ten years! - Not with high class prossie Helen Wood or high class Hooker Jenny Thompson though!!!

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