Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Everton 1 Manchester United 0

So forget the Olympics and euro 2012 - the Premier League is back!
I was hoping for a better start to our first game - losing at Goodison - the ground where I started my Premier League career 10 years ago.

I blame the manager, Fergie - what's the point of spending £24 million on Robin Van Persie as a strike partner for me - and leaving him on the bench for 70 minutes?


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