Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

The £24 million acquisition of last season's top goalscorer Van Persie, has ended Manchester United fans' long wait for a high-profile arrival at Old Trafford.

But poses the question of where it leaves fellow new boy Kagawa, who has excelled in pre-season.

If Ferguson opts to play me (as he shuld of course) alongside him, it will be difficult to accommodate Kagawa in his preferred 'number 10' role.

Ah well, that's football innit?

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