Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

I've not heard much about high class prossie Helen Wood, or high class hooker Jenny Thompson lately.

But I've been busy playing football and racing me three race horses Tomway, Switcherooney and Pippy.

It's great knowing a bit more than the others when your 'orse runs you know - the bookies must hate me!