Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 July 2012

I read on the web that Robin van Persie is looking for an annual salary of £12m.

Juventus, Man UTd and Man City are the three clubs most interested in signing him it appears.

Then HITC Sports printed: Rooney has rarely excelled on his visits to Goodison Park, but United will hope their star man can hit the ground running, with speculation currently running wild over whether he will be partnered by Robin Van Persie in attack.

Huh!

Well Fergie had better not pay him more than wot he does to me!


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