Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 July 2012

My Manchester United boss Fergie, believes RvP (Van Persie) will snub interest from our neighbours Man (Lucky) City and Italian champs Juventus and link up with me in our forward line at Man Utd.

Van Persie scored 30 Premier League goals last term to help the Gunners to third in the table, while I struck 27 times for Man United.

That'll scare the pants of the competition!

Talking of getting pants off, wonder if he knows any high class Italian totties?