Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Believe it or not, but some twit has started a ;Wayne Rooney Air Transplant discussion page! - Not kiddin'!

It's 'ere: Wayne Rooney Hair Transplant Comment Page

How long it will be before someone mentions me visits to the stables to play with me three race-'orses I don't know! Only kiddin'... honest!

Now, where's me totties telephone numbers got to.....